To Each, Her Own! 8 funny things women do after sex that may baffle you

The result from a survey carried out shows some women have hilarious routines immediately after sex. Some have the same as guys.

Almost everyone has their own routine to doing stuff, it doesn’t have to be just sex. Some people have a routine to how they eat, how they set the table or even sleep.

When it comes to after  sex, for some guys, it can be to fall asleep, for others it can be to cuddle, and for other guys, it can be to move on to other things, like dressing up, and going out.

It can vary for different guys. For ladies, however we are not very sure, what goes on in their minds, and what they do with themselves immediately after sex. Angela Mulehi, Zumi spoke to women about what they do immediately after sex and some of the responses are just hilarious.

You can share your own routine after sex with us in the comment section.

 

1. The Snuggle Queen

“Cuddle! I am such a cuddler.”

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2. The Pressed One

“I always pee after sex. For some reason I’m always pressed after having sex and the bathroom is the first place I run to.”

 

3. The Dehydrated One

“Gosh, I’m usually so thirsty. I don’t know why. I always drink water or juice.”

4. The Moving On One

“Whenever I’ve had sex, especially if it’s for the first time, I think about what just happened. I always expect the best from the guy and if he’s a disappointment, I just think of how I will ghost him.”

 

5. The Sleepy One

“I sleep. I know people say that men get sleepy after sex, but I also have zero energy left and I’m usually so sleepy. Too bad for the guy if he wants to cuddle or talk.”

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6. The Timekeeper

“I always check the time after sex. I have to see how long we have been at it and also how long he lasted.”

 

7.  The Neat Freak

“I always have to analyze the bed especially if it’s mine. I hate having a mess and the first thing I do is check how messy things got and if I have to change my sheets. I hate having sex on fresh sheets because I probably always have to change them.”

 

8.  The Obsessive Compulsive One

“I have to check the condom. I’m not on contraceptives and I am so scared of getting pregnant. Before he takes it off I have to analyze it and make sure everything is fine, no holes or anything.”

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